QuotaBillsTexas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins
The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements
You can always tell a Texan, but not much. - Unknown
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx
I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill
You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi
Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown
Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman
Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping.
- Thomas Hood
A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio
And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright
A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole country, I think, like you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world. - dina Menzel
The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off. - Joseph Epstein
If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams