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Newfie Power - Nice Pole!

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Newfie Power - Nice Pole! thanks to Brian Best

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Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

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I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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