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Newfie Cab Driver - Can You Guess His Number?

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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds. - Robin Williams

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough. - James Thurber

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. - Casablanca

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

There are always three speeches, for every one you actually gave. The one you practiced, the one you gave, and the one you wish you gave. - Dale Carnegie

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer


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