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Newfie Cab Driver - Can You Guess His Number?

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Newfie Cab Driver - Can You Guess His Number? thanks to Martin Grosse

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Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

There are three kinds of falsehoods, lies, damned lies and statistics. - Arthur James Balfour

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... - Norman Wisdom

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Why don't you put that in the headline: "He Only Did Three With Doris!" Set a lot of people straight. - Rock Hudson

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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