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Newfie Cab Driver - Can You Guess His Number?

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The Three Muskatelles - Archie Bunker

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. - Gail Godwin

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

There are three kinds of mathematicians: those who can count and those who can't. - Joe-kster

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone

And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed! - Dr. Seuss

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer


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