Morning Breath - From Man's Best Friend
Which end of the bed do you sleep on?
QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain