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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose


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