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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates


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