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Wise is the man who knows he has enough. - Unknown

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

A man had better wear out than rust out. - Richard Cumberland

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

The man is either mad, or he is making verses. - Horace

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. - Latin Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is. - Albert Camus

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. - Kin Hubbard

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated. - Ernest Hemingway

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. - Naguib Mahfouz

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan

What's a man's age? He must hurry more, that's all
Cram in a day what his youth took a year to hold. - Robert Browning

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere


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