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I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

When a man is willing and eager, the gods join in. - Aeschylus

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

The Sabbath was made for man, and not man for the Sabbath. - The Bible

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

It is absurd that a man should rule others, who cannot rule himself. - Latin Proverb

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

A man ought to blush when he is praised for perfections he does not possess. - Wellins Calcott

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Labor disgraces no man. Unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor. - Ulysses S. Grant

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Noel Coward: "Edna, you almost look like a man."
Ferber: "So do you." - Edna Ferber

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl


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