If Men Did Housework

The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

Lando's not a system he's a man! - Han Solo

A man had better wear out than rust out. - Richard Cumberland

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

It is absurd that a man should rule others, who cannot rule himself. - Latin Proverb

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Nobody holds a good opinion of a man who holds a low opinion of himself. - Anthony Trollope

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

From the example of the past, the man of the present acts prudently so as not to imperil the future. - Titian

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I refused to go on 'Grumpy Old Men.' I said, 'If I go on, I will be grumpy about grumpy old men.' - Stephen Fry

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Beware of endeavoring to become a great man in a hurry. One such attempt in ten thousand may succeed. These are fearful odds. - Benjamin Disraeli

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller