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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Landlord: A man who aims to lease - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. - Richard Armour

There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

That man is truly good who knows his own dark places. - Beowulf

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish. - Ovid

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Man is only half himself, the other half is his expression. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Irreligious men are often better suited for godly missions. - Hasidic Saying

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? - Milton Berle

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

If man could have half his wishes he would double his troubles. - Benjamin Franklin

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. - Miguel de Cervantes

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

The man who is in real danger is the man who thinks he is perfectly safe. - James M. Barrie

The great and glorious masterpiece of man is to know how to live to purpose. - Michel de Montaigne

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

The demand for certainty is one which is natural to man, but is nevertheless an intellectual vice. - Bertrand Russell

A true measure of a man's worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your success. - Cullen Hightower

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway


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