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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

X: The signature of a happy man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

A man like Verdi must write like Verdi. - Verdi

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other. - Anarchasis

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

A man should not so much respect what he eats as with whom he eats. - Michel de Montaigne

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot

Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions. - David Borenstein

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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