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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose. - Baltasar Gracian

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do. - Voltaire

Man is made for something better than disturbing dirt. - Oscar Wilde

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence. - Ogden Nash

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

I never know whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his sense. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

The man who sees the consistency in things is a wit; the man who sees the inconsistency in things is a humorist. - G K Chesterton

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats


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