If Men Did Housework

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

Every man dies. Not every man really lives. - William Wallace

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

He is a self-made man and worships his creator. - John Bright

All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing. - Unknown

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Tease: A girl who is always thinking of a man’s happiness, and how to prevent it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

What a man does when he is taken off his guard is the best evidence for what sort of man he is. - C S Lewis

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

The man who sees the consistency in things is a wit; the man who sees the inconsistency in things is a humorist. - G K Chesterton

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson