If Men Did Housework

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish. - Ovid

Threats are the last resort of a man with no vocabulary. - Tamora Pierce

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Banking may well be a career from which no man really recovers. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Nothing is more gratifying to the mind of man than power or dominion. - Joseph Addison

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

A psychiatrist is a man who goes to Les Folies Bergere and looks at the audience. - Mervyn Stockwood

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over. - Gore Vidal

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens. - Montaigne

Being scared can keep a man from getting killed, and often makes a better fighter out of him. - Louis L'Amour

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole