If Men Did Housework

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

A silent man is easily reputed wise. - Frederick W Robertson

A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. - Richard Armour

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

The real use of gunpowder is to make all men tall. - Thomas Carlyle

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can. - Michel de Montaigne

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

It is wonderful how well men can keep secrets they have not been told. - Winston Churchill

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Nobody holds a good opinion of a man who holds a low opinion of himself. - Anthony Trollope

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

The man who most vividly realizes a difficulty is the man most likely to overcome it. - Joseph Farrell

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over. - Archie Bunker

Tease: A girl who is always thinking of a man’s happiness, and how to prevent it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

A man who wants to do something will find a way; a man who doesn't will find an excuse. - Stephen Dolley Jr.

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

Beware of endeavoring to become a great man in a hurry. One such attempt in ten thousand may succeed. These are fearful odds. - Benjamin Disraeli

Christianity sees the necessity for man to have spiritual values and it shows him how to get at those through physical sacraments. - Malcolm Muggeridge