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Finger Lickin' Good!

Let Little Johnny choose the best dog food

Finger Lickin' Good! thanks to Mike King

(Only the dog knows for sure)

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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