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Finger Lickin' Good!

Let Little Johnny choose the best dog food

Finger Lickin' Good! thanks to Mike King

(Only the dog knows for sure)

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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