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Cat Got Your Tail?

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Cat Got Your Tail? thanks to Rita Ewert

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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