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Can You Find the Hidden Bird?

I wish it would stop flying around...

Can You Find the Hidden Bird? thanks to Karen Moore

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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