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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Stork Market: Maternity ward - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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