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Why Women Don't Let Men Bathe Kids

A man's 'Clean House' policy

Why Women Don't Let Men Bathe Kids thanks to Karen Moore

QuotaBills
Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

A slice of eggplant makes a dandy sink stopper. - Kin Hubbard

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali


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