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Why Women Don't Let Men Bathe Kids

A man's 'Clean House' policy

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QuotaBills
Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A slice of eggplant makes a dandy sink stopper. - Kin Hubbard

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux


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