Waterfront Dining

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Celebrate what you've accomplished, but raise the bar a little higher each time you succeed. - Mia Hamm

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler