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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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