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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers


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