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The New U.S. Dollar Coin thanks to Karen Moore

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

How much money is enough? - Talmud

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers


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