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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The best minute I spend is the one I invest in people. - Ken Blanchard

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson


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