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Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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