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Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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