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The New U.S. Dollar Coin

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The New U.S. Dollar Coin thanks to Karen Moore

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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

How much money is enough? - Talmud

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor


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