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All life is an experiment. - Oliver Wendell Homes Jr.

You live your life as if it's real. - Leonard Cohen

Life is a series of commas, not periods. - Matthew McConaughey

It is not the length of life, but the depth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Once you're dead you're made for life. - Jimi Hendrix

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Life has no limitations, except the ones you make. - Les Brown

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Every next level of your life will demand a different you. - Unknown

Life is what happens when you're not looking at a screen. - Unknown

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Seneca

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

The happiest life is that which constantly exercises and educates what is best in us. - Hamerton

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. - Helen Keller

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray


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