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The Meaning Of Life thanks to Karen Moore

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

Life is a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic. - Unknown

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

He who saves one life, it is as if he saves the world entire. - Talmud

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A Heinlein

I am a Marxist Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life. - Fidel Castro

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I am come that they might have life, and that they have it more abundantly. - John 10:10

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, serenely, divinely aware. - Henry Miller

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

If you are going to ask yourself life-changing questions, be sure to do something with the answers. - Bo Bennett

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. - Mark Twain

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. - Jean Paul Richter

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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