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The Meaning Of Life

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The Meaning Of Life thanks to Karen Moore

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Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

A man's deeds are his life. - African Saying

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

My life is one demd horrid grind. - Charles Dickens

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

There is just one life for each of us: our own. - Euripides

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. - Leonard Cohen

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Life is like Tetris: if it doesn't fit, just flip it over. - Sabine Hein

Half of life is messing up; the other half is dealing with it. - Henry Rollins

It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it. - Seneca

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

One should absorb the color of life, but one should never remember its details. - Oscar Wilde

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves come when life seems most challenging. - Joseph Campbell

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

If there is no other life, then this one has been enough to make it worth being born myself a human being. - Pearl S Buck

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes. - Charles R. Swindoll

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Nothing has such power to broaden the mind as the ability to investigate systematically and truly all that comes under thy observation in life. - Marcus Aurelius

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. - Mark Twain


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