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The Meaning Of Life

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The Meaning Of Life thanks to Karen Moore

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life, for eternal us, is now - e e cummings

I want to make a poem of my life. - Yukio Mishima

Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman

Live a happy life, not a perfect life. - Unknown

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile. - Albert Einstein

Life has no limitations, except the ones you make. - Les Brown

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

When life throws you a rainy day, play in the puddles. - Pooh Bear

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

The only way to have a life is to commit to it like crazy. - Angelina Jolie

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no. - Richard Branson

Happiness depends on how life strikes you than on what happens. - Andy Rooney

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Age is not different from earlier life as long as you're sitting down. - Malcolm Cowley

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

No life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it. - Ellen Glasgow

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was. - Richard L. Evans

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

There is no shortcut to achievement. Life requires thorough preparation - veneer isn't worth anything. - George Washington Carver

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

The loneliest moment in life is when you have just experienced that which you thought would deliver the ultimate, and it has let you down. - Ravi Zacharias

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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