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Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Life has no limitations, except the ones you make. - Les Brown

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

People come and go in your life, but the right ones will always stay. - Unknown

Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happens once. - Unknown

If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you. - Kim Kardashian

The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away. - Pablo Picasso

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

Make your life a masterpiece; imagine no limitations on what you can be, have or do. - Brian Tracy

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Give up yourself, and you will find your real self. Lose your life and you will save it. - C S Lewis

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

Novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. - Kurt Vonnegut

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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