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Sumo Ballerina

Yamamoto goes on a diet

Sumo Ballerina thanks to Jan Newell

Losing the championship belt was nothing compared to this

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Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala


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