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Sumo Ballerina

Yamamoto goes on a diet

Sumo Ballerina thanks to Jan Newell

Losing the championship belt was nothing compared to this

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

Wrestlers are a little more dedicated than, and are different from, the other people, which may be strange. - Dan Gable

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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