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Sumo Ballerina

Yamamoto goes on a diet

Sumo Ballerina thanks to Jan Newell

Losing the championship belt was nothing compared to this

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Can't act. Can sing. Balding. Can dance a little. - MGM Executive

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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