Sumo Ballerina

No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

Wrestlers are a little more dedicated than, and are different from, the other people, which may be strange. - Dan Gable

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell