Sumo Ballerina

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Great wrestlers don't out-muscle; they out-hustle. - Unknown

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com