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The secret to effective leadership

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I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Those who understand only what can be explained understand very little. - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply. - Stephen R. Covey

Grant that we may not so much seek to be consoled as to console. To be understood as to understand. - St. Francis of Assisi

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard Feynman

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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