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Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

To understand is to forgive, even oneself. - Alexander Chase

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

Any fool can know. The point is to understand. - Albert Einstein

Seek first to understand, then to be understood. - Stephen Covey

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

You have to understand your target customer and what you're trying to sell them. - Daniel McGaw

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

To understand a name you must be acquainted with the particular of which it is a name. - Bertrand Russell

You don't really understand something unless you can communicate it in a simple way. - Albert Einstein

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

The law was made for one thing alone - for the exploitation of those who don't understand it. - Bertoit Brecht

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself any more. - Albert Einstein

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it. - Upton Sinclair

The story-making process enables us to simplify complex information into the core essence of understanding. - Yiannis Gabriel

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them. - Spinoza

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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