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The secret to effective leadership

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Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

Fireplace: An office used for discharging people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

If you cannot understand me in my speech, how can you understand me in my silence? - Ravi Zacharias

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. - Carl Jung

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

It's not at all hard to understand a person. It's only hard to listen without bias. - Kriss Jami

The law was made for one thing alone - for the exploitation of those who don't understand it. - Bertoit Brecht

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

I don't understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don't bother no one. - Mike Tyson

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

If you don't get out of the box you've been raised in, you won't understand how much bigger the world is. - Angelina Jolie

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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