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The secret to effective leadership

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Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. - Pierre de Beaumarchais

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words. - Elbert Hubbard

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

I don't understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don't bother no one. - Mike Tyson

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

Grant that we may not so much seek to be consoled as to console. To be understood as to understand. - St. Francis of Assisi

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it. - Upton Sinclair

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

There is no such thing as a weird human being. It's just that some people require more understanding than others. - Tom Robbins

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda


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