Spamdex Pork Shorts

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso