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Single Men For Long-Term Commitment

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Single Men For Long-Term Commitment thanks to Karen Moore

Annual meeting of single, good looking, straight, emotionally-stable, financially-secure, intelligent men looking for a long-term commitment

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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. - Kin Hubbard

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged men. - Kin Hubbard

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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