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Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Be not afraid of greatness
some men (people) are born great
some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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