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Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

A mass of men equals a mass of opinions. - Latin Proverb

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. - Francois Fenelon

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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