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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that. - Groucho Marx

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem. - Woody Allen

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Be courteous to all, but intimate with few; and let those be well-tried before you give them your confidence. - Margaret Cousins

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

If you don't have confidence in yourself, get off your rear end and do anything that will make you feel better about yourself. - Wayne Dyer

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco


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