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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

As is our confidence, so is our capacity. - William Hazlitt

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. - Mark Twain

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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