Saskatchewan Army
Having a Gopher-it attitude on the prairies
QuotaBillsSalivation Army - Archie Bunker
Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown
An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte
A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb
Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus
Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid
I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin
In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky
Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert
The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III
A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx
I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur
Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland
I remember when Groundhog Day was about groundhogs. - Unknown
Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart
The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau
Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch
The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote
The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn
The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland
We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker
Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran
A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck
Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther
Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus
A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo
A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb
Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
Groundhog's Day. Causing meteorologists to question their self worth for centuries. - Unknown
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais
People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston
It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly
Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel
I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire
There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo
I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower
The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton
The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton
A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award. - Bill Murray
It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller
Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick
Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane
Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah