Real Iron Man Competition

A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe

Wise is the man who knows he has enough. - Unknown

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

That man is truly good who knows his own dark places. - Beowulf

I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell. - Andrew Carnegie

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Nobody holds a good opinion of a man who holds a low opinion of himself. - Anthony Trollope

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

If you need something done ask a busy man, no one else will have time to do it. - Unknown

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. - Mark Twain

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

Noel Coward: "Edna, you almost look like a man."
Ferber: "So do you." - Edna Ferber

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

If you ever find a man who is better than you are - hire him. If necessary, pay him more than you pay yourself. - David Ogilvy

The man who sees the consistency in things is a wit; the man who sees the inconsistency in things is a humorist. - G K Chesterton

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten