Real Iron Man Competition

Malediction: The way men talk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. - Kin Hubbard

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde

A proud man is one who waits for a vacancy in the Trinity. - Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell. - Andrew Carnegie

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. - Mahatma Gandhi

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

To be honest as this world goes is to be one man picked out of ten thousand. - William Shakespeare

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

No man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much. - Hedy Lamarr

When neither their property nor their honor is touched, the majority of men live content. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard himself as greater than he is. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

From the example of the past, the man of the present acts prudently so as not to imperil the future. - Titian

Powerful is a man that realizes his own limitations, for he is self-aware, therefore, he is limitless. - Vincent E. Lafranchi IV

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown