Real Iron Man Competition

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

And all may do what has by man been done. - Edward Young

Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose. - Baltasar Gracian

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

The superior man is distressed by his want of ability. - Confucius

Do not underestimate the determination of a quiet man. - Iain D Smith

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. - Red Skelton

Bimbo: Any woman to whom you pay a compliment, while in the company of your wife - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The significance of a man is not in what he attains but in what he longs to attain. - Kahlil Gibran

If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee. - Anne Bradstreet

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. - Tommy Lasorda

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God, because they reckoned on God's being with them. - J Hudson Taylor

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo