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The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. - Richard Armour

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish. - Ovid

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

Never forget what a man has said to you when he was angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

Be brave. Cowards always get hurt. Brave men generally come out unharmed. - A.B. Simpson

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann

You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

When Christ died, He died for you individually just as much as if you'd been the only man in the world. - C S Lewis

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl

Each man is questioned by life; and he can only answer to life by answering for his own life; to life he can only respond by being responsible. - Viktor Frankl

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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