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Puppy Love

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Puppy Love thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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