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Puppy Love

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Puppy Love thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

What we love to do we find time to do. - John Spaulding

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

Every great love starts with a great story. - Nicholas Sparks

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Love is most nearly itself when the here and now cease to matter. - T S Eliot

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself. - Andre Breton

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham


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