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Puppy Love

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Puppy Love thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Though our feelings come and go, His love for us does not. - C S Lewis

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you. - Loretta Young

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway


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