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Puppy Love

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Puppy Love thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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I believe in tough love. - Sean Hannity

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

We love because it is the only true adventure. - Nikki Giovanni

Never say love is like anything - it isn't. - Michael Chabon

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you. - Loretta Young

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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