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Puppy Love

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Puppy Love thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

To love at all is to be vulnerable. - C S Lewis

Forgiveness is the final form of love. - Reinhold Niebuhr

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. - Benjamin Franklin

Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Love is most nearly itself when the here and now cease to matter. - T S Eliot

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another. - D. Martin Lloyd-Jones

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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