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Playing Through

Bagpipes on a mission

Playing Through thanks to Ken Milne

The dedicated bagpipe player

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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Twelve highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion. - Scottish Proverb

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

When you've heard one bagpipe tune, you've heard them both. - Jack Finney

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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