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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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