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Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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