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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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