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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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