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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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