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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Peace is always beautiful. - Walt Whitman

Forgetfulness is a form of freedom. - Kahlil Gibran

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

There is freedom in forgiveness, and it's not that hard to do once you get into the habit. - Dana Perino

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau


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