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Mirror Objects

Is the object in your mirror too close?

Mirror Objects thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

If you're looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope. - Boonaa Mohammed

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

The image is one thing and the human being is another. It's very hard to live up to an image. - Elvis Presley

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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