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Mirror Objects

Is the object in your mirror too close?

Mirror Objects thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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