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Mirror Objects

Is the object in your mirror too close?

Mirror Objects thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Flew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

If you're looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope. - Boonaa Mohammed

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Keeping objects from your past comes with memories of your past. Let go of both to move on. - Faydra D. Fields

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

The image is one thing and the human being is another. It's very hard to live up to an image. - Elvis Presley

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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