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Lost Head thanks to Dwayne Rolofson

Get a hold of yourself!

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Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

When a book and a head come into contact and one of them sounds hollow, is it always the book? - Arthur Schopenhauer

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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