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Lost Head thanks to Dwayne Rolofson

Get a hold of yourself!

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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

After a man passes 60, his mischief is mainly is his head. - Edgar W Howe

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

Lord Birkenhead is very clever but sometimes his brains go to his head. - Margot Asquith

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

Good instincts tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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