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Lost Head thanks to Dwayne Rolofson

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Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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