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I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

I grew up with action movies in my head. - Christian Kane

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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