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Lost Head thanks to Dwayne Rolofson

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The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Good instincts tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan


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