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The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich


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