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Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are? - T S Eliot

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker


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