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Lost Head thanks to Dwayne Rolofson

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Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

I grew up with action movies in my head. - Christian Kane

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Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all. - Ernest Hemingway

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

When a book and a head come into contact and one of them sounds hollow, is it always the book? - Arthur Schopenhauer

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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