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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all. - Ernest Hemingway

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Good Sportsmanship: Not picking up lost golf balls while they are still rolling - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. - Joni Mitchell

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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