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Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

Little Dog with Big Aspirations thanks to Roy Taylor

The big fire hydrants fall easier

Dare to dream big. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Our aspirations are our possibilities. - Robert Browning

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Never lose hope. Storms make people stronger and never last forever. - Roy T Bennett

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. - Jim Henson

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation. - Jack Nicklaus

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale

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