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Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

Little Dog with Big Aspirations thanks to Roy Taylor

The big fire hydrants fall easier

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar

We can hope while we cope. - Unknown

Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd

Without Christ there is no hope. - Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

A great dream with a bad team is nothing more than a nightmare. - John C Maxwell

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H Glasgow

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. - Jim Henson

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. - Robert G Ingersoll

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Hope is only a beginning; it's not a substitute for action, only a basis for it. - Rebecca Solnit

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Our dreams may be totally different and yet, we are alike in that no matter what we have achieved, we still have dreams that have eluded us. - Steven Scott

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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