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Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

Little Dog with Big Aspirations thanks to Roy Taylor

The big fire hydrants fall easier

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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Uncertainty is the refuge of hope. - Henri Frederic Amiel

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H Glasgow

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. - Carol Burnett

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation. - Jack Nicklaus

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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