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Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

Little Dog with Big Aspirations thanks to Roy Taylor

The big fire hydrants fall easier

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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man. - Charles Bukowski

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner


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