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Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

Little Dog with Big Aspirations thanks to Roy Taylor

The big fire hydrants fall easier

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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