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Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

Little Dog with Big Aspirations thanks to Roy Taylor

The big fire hydrants fall easier

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Deserve your dream. - Octavio Paz

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Nothing happens unless first we dream. - Carl Sandburg

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Madness is somewhere between chaos and having a dream. - RM Drake

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Hope is outreaching desire with expectancy of good. It is a characteristic of all living beings. - Edward S Ame

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Things are always in transition. Nothing every sums itself up in the way that we like to dream about. - Pema Chodron

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob


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