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Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

Little Dog with Big Aspirations thanks to Roy Taylor

The big fire hydrants fall easier

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar

Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Dream as you will live forever; live as you will die today. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man. - Charles Bukowski

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Things are always in transition. Nothing every sums itself up in the way that we like to dream about. - Pema Chodron

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

Our dreams may be totally different and yet, we are alike in that no matter what we have achieved, we still have dreams that have eluded us. - Steven Scott

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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