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Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

Little Dog with Big Aspirations thanks to Roy Taylor

The big fire hydrants fall easier

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge


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