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Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

Little Dog with Big Aspirations thanks to Roy Taylor

The big fire hydrants fall easier

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Dare to dream big. - Unknown

Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Madness is somewhere between chaos and having a dream. - RM Drake

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man. - Charles Bukowski

Some people dream of worthy accomplishments, while others stay awake and do them. - Unknown

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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