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Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

Little Dog with Big Aspirations thanks to Roy Taylor

The big fire hydrants fall easier

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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