Lip Ring for your Favourite Fish

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Adorable: What you ring when you go visiting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy. - Ernest Hemingway

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. - Garrison Keillor

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Tattoos - it's like wearing an Ed Hardy shirt for the rest of your life. - Russell Peters

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Our bodies were printed as blank pages to be filled with the ink of our hearts. - Michael Biondi

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Choir: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Congregation to lip-sync - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

You're not a bad person, you're just a little bit different and I'm a sucker for that. - Robert M. Drake

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris