It's Never Too Late, Harley
Born To Be Wild
Hang in there, Granny!
QuotaBillsMidnight bugs taste best. - Unknown
Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved. - Robin Williams
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey
Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz