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Itchy Nose

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Itchy Nose thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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