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Itchy Nose

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Itchy Nose thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


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