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Iron Deposit

"And in this corner you can choose Iron, Or..."

Iron Deposit thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

Mistakes are the portals of discovery. - James Joyce

Mistakes are the portals for discovery. - James Joyce

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

As iron sharpens iron, one man sharpens another. - Bible

Rustic: Blood sucking insect which oxidizes iron - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An iron curtain has descended across the continent. - Winston Churchill

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery. - Samuel Smiles

You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing. - Meryl Streep

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

It doesn't help your five-iron if you're pretty. - Laura Baugh

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards. - Arthur Koestler

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

Discovery consists of seeing what everyone has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Look around when you have got your first mushroom or made your first discovery: they grow in clusters. - George Polya

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. - Phyllis Diller

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life simply by altering his attitudes of mind. - William James

I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde

I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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