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Hold On Tight

Romance just around the corner

They were together in the house. Just the two of them. It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump. She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance... and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm.
She wanted that... more than anything.

Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out. She screamed!!!

He raced to the sofa where she was cowering. He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms. He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back. He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him. The storm raged on... as did their growing passion. And there came a moment when each knew that they had to be together.

They knew it was wrong. Their families would never understand.
So consumed they were in their passion that they heard no opening of doors... just the faint click of a camera...

Hold On Tight thanks to Martin Grosse

A lovely thing

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring


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