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the girl in the treehouse - Jennifer Asbenson

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency. - Archie Bunker

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. - Ring Lardner

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down. - Groucho Marx

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

Tease: A girl who is always thinking of a man’s happiness, and how to prevent it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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