Helmet Full Of Hair

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro