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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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