Happy Keester

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

You can kid the world, but not your sister. - Charlotte Gray

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities. - C S Lewis

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

Because there is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first or last time, I owe him my best. - Joe DiMaggio

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer