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Genetic Science

Strange animal relationships - offspring illusions

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Baboon + Penguin = BabEnguin

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Cougar + Owl = CougOwl

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Cow + Lizard = CowLiz

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Hippopotamus + Cat = HippoCat

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Kangaroo + Giraffe = KanGir

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Loon + Fish = Loonish

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Mircat + Camel = MirCam

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Rabbit + Antelope = Rabelope

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Squirrel + Rhinoceros = Squirlino

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Zebra + Kangaroo = Zebaroo

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Zebra + Seal = Zebreal

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We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Animals have one thing that puts them way ahead of people: they don't dissemble, and you don't have to pretend in front of them. - Ivan Klima

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

This world, after all our science and sciences, is still a miracle; wonderful, inscrutable, magical and more, to whosoever will think of it. - Thomas Carlyle

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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