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Genetic Science

Strange animal relationships - offspring illusions

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Baboon + Penguin = BabEnguin

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Cougar + Owl = CougOwl

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Cow + Lizard = CowLiz

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Hippopotamus + Cat = HippoCat

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Kangaroo + Giraffe = KanGir

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Loon + Fish = Loonish

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Mircat + Camel = MirCam

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Rabbit + Antelope = Rabelope

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Squirrel + Rhinoceros = Squirlino

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Zebra + Kangaroo = Zebaroo

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Zebra + Seal = Zebreal

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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

All animals are minor variations on a very particular theme. - Richard Dawkins

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. - Erik Satie

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Animals have one thing that puts them way ahead of people: they don't dissemble, and you don't have to pretend in front of them. - Ivan Klima

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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