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Genetic Science

Strange animal relationships - offspring illusions

Genetic Science thanks to Kevin Bosman

Baboon + Penguin = BabEnguin

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Cougar + Owl = CougOwl

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Cow + Lizard = CowLiz

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Hippopotamus + Cat = HippoCat

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Kangaroo + Giraffe = KanGir

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Loon + Fish = Loonish

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Mircat + Camel = MirCam

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Rabbit + Antelope = Rabelope

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Squirrel + Rhinoceros = Squirlino

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Zebra + Kangaroo = Zebaroo

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Zebra + Seal = Zebreal

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My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself. - Mark Zuckerberg

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey


In Step Horse

Finger Olympics

Cow Licks

Dog Distress

Mate Attraction

Dark Room

Lineup For Dinner

Redneck Furnace

Traffic Sign Art

A Dog's Worst Nightmare

Garage Door Art

Kellogg's Fire

Teenage Independence

Parasite Trivia

Bobslide Event

Scooter Races

Bull Squirrel

Wife Consumption

Chinese Shoelusion

Craneception

Pizza Math

Cautious Australia

Homer Escalator, Doh!

Cable Routing in Beirut