Genetic Science

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself. - Mark Zuckerberg

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey