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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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