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A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. - Thomas Aquinas

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot


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