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Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities. - C S Lewis

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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