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Old friends are best. - John Selden

There is flattery in friendship. - William Shakespeare

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it, and never hold it. - Dagobert D. Runes

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag Hammarskjold

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay


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