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Foot-Ball thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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