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Foot-Ball thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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