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Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. - Garrison Keillor

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

Our bodies were printed as blank pages to be filled with the ink of our hearts. - Michael Biondi

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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