QuotaBillsStress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon
Banana Peel: A golden slipper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon
Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg
Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin
On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton
Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown
Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall
Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner
Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown
Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen
God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye
The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan
For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris
The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen
Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf
Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe
Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II
Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley
Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar
Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough
Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell
In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer
Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown
Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy
The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott
It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay