Did You Say Happy Easter?

They have ears, but cannot hear. - Ravi Zacharias

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

I definitely can hear my toenails grow. - Gary Busey

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice. - Shakespeare

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

Conceited people never hear anything but praise. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

I can't hear you over the sound of how epic I am. - Unknown

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

The world's continual breathing is what we hear and call silence. - Clarice Lispector

There is no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore. - Mark Twain

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Although you hadn't asked why, it had less to do with you not noticing than with you not wanting to hear the answer. - Jodi Picoult

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen