QuotaBillsChocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
To hear, one must be silent. - Ursula K Le Guin
The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume
He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder
He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H.M. Warner
I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama. - WC Fields
Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice. - Shakespeare
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood
I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown
In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie
Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey
Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. - Fernando Pessoa
To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham
Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow
You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
There is no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore. - Mark Twain
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
If you want to keep a secret, don't whisper in your wife's ear. - Amish Saying
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin
Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen
Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown
Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter
Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell
The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing. - Sigmund Freud
The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
Definition of an Irish fact: That which tells you not what is the case but what you want to hear. - Hugh Kenner
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland
Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick
Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
Although you hadn't asked why, it had less to do with you not noticing than with you not wanting to hear the answer. - Jodi Picoult
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff
"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer
I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson
Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham
We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr
I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky