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Did You Say Happy Easter?

Hearing impaired chocolates all too common at Easter

Did You Say Happy Easter? thanks to Martin Grosse

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Hear the meaning within the word. - William Shakespeare

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

I definitely can hear my toenails grow. - Gary Busey

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

You don't hear me gettin' historical. - Archie Bunker

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

The crow flew closer, as if to hear its praises. - Emma Donoghue

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

I can't hear you over the sound of how epic I am. - Unknown

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" - Sydney Harris

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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