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Did You Say Happy Easter?

Hearing impaired chocolates all too common at Easter

Did You Say Happy Easter? thanks to Martin Grosse

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

To hear, one must be silent. - Ursula K Le Guin

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H.M. Warner

I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama. - WC Fields

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice. - Shakespeare

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. - Fernando Pessoa

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

There is no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore. - Mark Twain

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

If you want to keep a secret, don't whisper in your wife's ear. - Amish Saying

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing. - Sigmund Freud

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Definition of an Irish fact: That which tells you not what is the case but what you want to hear. - Hugh Kenner

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Although you hadn't asked why, it had less to do with you not noticing than with you not wanting to hear the answer. - Jodi Picoult

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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