Did You Say Happy Easter?

Hear the meaning within the word. - William Shakespeare

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H.M. Warner

I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama. - WC Fields

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

You don't hear me gettin' historical. - Archie Bunker

Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing. - Unknown

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

The crow flew closer, as if to hear its praises. - Emma Donoghue

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

You'll never ever hear her toot her own horn. - Bruce Bailey

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader. - Robert Frost

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

It's hard to hear anything new when you are the only one talking. - Rick Godwin

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

When some men discharge an obligation you can hear the report for miles around. - Mark Twain

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Definition of an Irish fact: That which tells you not what is the case but what you want to hear. - Hugh Kenner

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" - Sydney J Harris

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing. It also depends on what sort of person you are. - C S Lewis

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr