Did You Say Happy Easter?

Noise: A stench in the ear. - Ambrose Bierce

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

I definitely can hear my toenails grow. - Gary Busey

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

You don't hear me gettin' historical. - Archie Bunker

Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing. - Unknown

The quieter you become, the more you can hear. - Ram Dass

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

You'll never ever hear her toot her own horn. - Bruce Bailey

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

I need to listen well so that I hear what is not said. - Thuli Madonsela

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. - Fernando Pessoa

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

If sometimes you can't hear me, (it's because I'm speaking in parentheses). - Steven Wright

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Definition of an Irish fact: That which tells you not what is the case but what you want to hear. - Hugh Kenner

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Although you hadn't asked why, it had less to do with you not noticing than with you not wanting to hear the answer. - Jodi Picoult

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing. It also depends on what sort of person you are. - C S Lewis

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

We will get everything out of her that you can squeeze out of a lemon and a bit more. I will squeeze her until you can hear the pips squeak. - Eric Geddes

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen