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Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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