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Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

Worry is practical atheism. - Unknown

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Spanish Proverb

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions. - Charles P. Steinmetz

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable. - Tin Man

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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