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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

As one grows older, one becomes wiser and more foolish. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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