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Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Habits: 1. Cobwebs that become cables; 2. Trait jackets. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

One would be in less danger
From the wiles of the stranger,
If one’s own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with. - Ogden Nash

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Wherever there is danger, there lurks opportunity; whenever there is opportunity, there lurks danger. The two are inseparable. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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