Bird on a Wire (past tense)

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

The man who is in real danger is the man who thinks he is perfectly safe. - James M. Barrie

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

To my younger self, I would say unless you're literally in danger, ask forgiveness instead of asking permission. - Jonathan Van Ness

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Wherever there is danger, there lurks opportunity; whenever there is opportunity, there lurks danger. The two are inseparable. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides