Bird on a Wire (past tense)

Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

There is always danger for those who are afraid. - George Bernard Shaw

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Habits: 1. Cobwebs that become cables; 2. Trait jackets. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

A malignant sore throat is a danger; a malignant throat not sore is worse. - American Proverb

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

To my younger self, I would say unless you're literally in danger, ask forgiveness instead of asking permission. - Jonathan Van Ness

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy