QuotaBillsLet sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw
He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant
On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown