QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik
Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo