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Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Man tends to treat all his opinions as principles. - Herbert Agar

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Sir Francis Bacon

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others. - Hasidic Proverb

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror. - Jean Rostand

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused. - Proverb

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

I like to have nice conversations with a man that teach me something, make me mad, make me curious. Then I find him attractive. - Renee Zellweger

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

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