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Gentlemen, include me out. - Samuel Goldwyn

A gentle man and a gentleman. - Jack Dempsey

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Wise is the man who knows he has enough. - Unknown

And all may do what has by man been done. - Edward Young

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Make Christ magnificent in the eyes of man. - Henrietta Mears

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

What a man needs to get ahead is a powerful enemy. - Wendell Wilkie

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

I don't like that man. I must get to know him better. - Abraham Lincoln

It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher

Few of us can stand prosperity - another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

Why should anybody be interested in some old man who was a failure? - Ernest Hemingway

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. - Lou Holtz

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true. - Demosthenes

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

If you can meet success and failure and treat them both as impostors, then you are a balanced man, my son. - Rudyard Kipling

Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? - Pablo Casals

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

The divinity that shapes our ends is in ourselves... all that a man achieves or fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts. - James Allen

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

The Explanation

High Strung Violinist

Deodorized Pads

Leteracy Night

Redneck Baby Carriage

Stealth Readers

Good Stuff Or Else

Productive Computers

Poodle Power

Trust Issues

Bacon Soda Sales

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

My Time


Great White Socks

That's Not A Bagpipe!

Paint Protection

Balanced Writer

Jolly Good Recovery

Tylenol Ban

In Perfect Harmony

Kiosk Hours

Borderline Stupidity

Inside Outside Thinking