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Every man in his own library. - Ravi Zacharias

A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

A man that has had his fill is no eater. - Spain Proverb

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

The most anxious man in a prison is the warden. - George Bernard Shaw

Every man is like the company he is wont to keep. - Euripides

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Man is made for something better than disturbing dirt. - Oscar Wilde

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. - Oscar Wilde

I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. - William Blake

A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. - Mahatma Gandhi

A man should not so much respect what he eats as with whom he eats. - Michel de Montaigne

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know. - Laurence J Peter

The gem cannot be polished without friction, not a man perfected without trials. - Chinese Proverb

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man. - Ronald Reagan

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. - Unknown

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. - George Bernard Shaw

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca

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