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Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

We have not fit men for the times. - John Adams

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

The greatest match a man can win is won within. - Unknown

I ain't a man of carnival instinctuals like you. - Archie Bunker

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish. - Ovid

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

I'd rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort. - J Paul Getty

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai Stevenson

A man is selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbor's. - Richard Whately

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame someone else. - John Burroughs

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man. - Ronald Reagan

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

Beethoven's last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man. - Thomas Beecham

Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback, set it up on one side and it tumbles over on the other. - Martin Luther

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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