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Man is not made for defeat. - Ernest Hemingway

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

As iron sharpens iron, one man sharpens another. - Bible

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. - China Proverb

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

A man who has to be convinced to act before he acts is not a man of action. You must act as you breathe. - Georges Clemenceau

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

The divinity that shapes our ends is in ourselves... all that a man achieves or fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts. - James Allen

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown


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