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Airplane In Suds

Clear communication is important

You are the chief airplane washer at the company hangar and you:
(1) Hook a high pressure hose up to the soap suds machine.
(2) Turn the machine “on”.
(3) Receive an important call and have to leave work to go home.
(4) As you depart for home, you yell to Don, your assistant, “Don, turn it off.”
(5) Assistant Don thinks he hears, “Don’t turn it off.” He shrugs, and leaves the area right after you.
Airplane In Suds thanks to Karen Moore

Is it Don's turn?

(6) As with any occupation, make sure personnel have a clear understanding of what you are communicating!
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To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

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As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

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The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

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