Airplane In Suds
Clear communication is important
You are the chief airplane washer at the company hangar and you:
(1) Hook a high pressure hose up to the soap suds machine.
(2) Turn the machine “on”.
(3) Receive an important call and have to leave work to go home.
(4) As you depart for home, you yell to Don, your assistant, “Don, turn it off.”
(5) Assistant Don thinks he hears, “Don’t turn it off.” He shrugs, and leaves the area right after you.
Is it Don's turn?
(6) As with any occupation, make sure personnel have a clear understanding of what you are communicating!
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton
Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo
Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating. - Jim Carrey
I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten
Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams
The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer
Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters
The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie
Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes
He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb
If people are having trouble communicating, the least they could do is shut up about it. - Tom Lehrer
My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson
You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown
We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown
Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner
I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore
I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope
Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford
I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge. - Jerry Seinfeld
Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash
The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau
In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma
Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes
Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson
Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler