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Airplane In Suds

Clear communication is important

You are the chief airplane washer at the company hangar and you:
(1) Hook a high pressure hose up to the soap suds machine.
(2) Turn the machine “on”.
(3) Receive an important call and have to leave work to go home.
(4) As you depart for home, you yell to Don, your assistant, “Don, turn it off.”
(5) Assistant Don thinks he hears, “Don’t turn it off.” He shrugs, and leaves the area right after you.
Airplane In Suds thanks to Karen Moore

Is it Don's turn?

(6) As with any occupation, make sure personnel have a clear understanding of what you are communicating!

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To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

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If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett

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Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

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Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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