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Airplane In Suds

Clear communication is important

You are the chief airplane washer at the company hangar and you:
(1) Hook a high pressure hose up to the soap suds machine.
(2) Turn the machine “on”.
(3) Receive an important call and have to leave work to go home.
(4) As you depart for home, you yell to Don, your assistant, “Don, turn it off.”
(5) Assistant Don thinks he hears, “Don’t turn it off.” He shrugs, and leaves the area right after you.
Airplane In Suds thanks to Karen Moore

Is it Don's turn?

(6) As with any occupation, make sure personnel have a clear understanding of what you are communicating!
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The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

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Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

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And 'tis my faith, that every flower
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When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

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