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African Lunch

Unexpected guests for a bush pilot

African Lunch thanks to Ron Shaw

You are a bush pilot in the African veldt. You fly in some critical medical supplies and enjoy a quick lunch at the hospital. You are eager to make your next appointment. You return to the plane to find that the only shade around has become very popular ...
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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Don't just fly, soar. - Walt Disney

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

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The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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