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A Mother's Love

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A Mother's Love thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Hate the sin, love the sinner. - Mahatma Gandhi

As is the mother, so is her daughter. - Bible

Love all, trust few. Do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

Do when ye may, or suffer ye the nay, in love 'tis the way. - English Proverb

A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke

You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving. - Amy Carmichael

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir


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