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I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling


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