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Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

In some countries you love your neighbors, and in others you eat them. - Ravi Zacharias

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself. - Andre Breton

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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